Finding out your sister is engaged is good news.
Receiving an email of good news is….good news.
Your girlfriend finally updating her phone is good news.
Discovering Son’s of Anarchy is good news.
Hearing of other people’s good news is…good news.
Today has been a day of good news.
#todaysconclusions
My dog always farts when I put him on my bed.
Having to wear a top in my own house is annoying.
I always overload my Omelette’s.
Its perfectly acceptable to lay on the floor with the work dog.
I will eat a stale biscuit to prove a point.
I can smell the weekend.
#todaysconclusions
Walking into the Apple Store was always going to be a mistake.
I will buy a brand new Macbook Pro…with all the gadgets.
Its amazing how much someone can mess up your evening with very minimal effort.
The multi story car park up the city is a rip off.
I’m good at guessing who will win an award at the Brits.
I’d love to see Sam Smith live.
Only God Forgives is a terrible, terrible film.
#todaysconclusions
Trying to fix websites gives me a headache.
I’m not great when I have a headache.
Leaving your phone at home will only confirm you are not popular as you will only come home to unknown number missed calls.
Running my car on fumes is something I need to address. This is manly caused by laziness.
Just because your wearing a High viz jacket does not make it ok to jump the queue.
Some people need to be taught the basics of a queue and not get shitty with you when you point them out.
Dropping weights mid strain due to some putting you off will result in numerous people looking at you.
My neighbours constant shit parking offends me.
#todaysconclusions
It’s nice to be told that you have “nice ankles”.
Someone shitting themselves at the gym will put most people off their rhythm.
Baby wipes can solve any problem.
Adapting an old recipe into something über special can make a Monday.
Adapting an old iMac is also über special.
I quite like a sliced lemon in my night time bottle of water.
#todaysconclusions
Having my first Wagamama’s was a taste sensation.
I’m disappointed that it has taken me this long to experience this joy.
I lead a sheltered life.
Getting a free Wagamama’s also makes the experience that bit better.
Late night chocolate purchases are a must.
My girlfriends pancakes bring all the boys to the yard.
Every home should have a Bacon Bowl TM
Cornish Clotted Ice Cream with Honeycomb bits is awesome.
#todaysconclusions
Going for a 4 mile dog walk was a unexpected surprise.
Dogs can shit on their own legs without a moments hesitation.
Getting warm in a pub after a long walk will result in getting a cab back home.
Having a dog thats covered in shit sit on your lap in a taxi will make you increase your record for holding your own breath.
Taxi drivers are clever swines.
Taking a shower with your dog is apparently ‘okay’.
#todaysconclusions
Its perfectly acceptable to wear a woman’s wig at work.
Sometimes that Friday feeling kicks in at 09:01am.
You can always rely on Benjamin.
Beau is not a small dog despite the fact she thinks she can fit into small spaces.
Some women have terrible manners…and hair.
Local convenience store owners assume I’m with the crazy lady far too often for my liking.
#todaysconclusions
I will only drink hot beverages from my Joco cup.
My Joco cup looks like a Tommee Tippee child’s mug.
Finding out you’ve been culled from someone’s Facebook is actually quite funny.
I guess ‘Conclusions’ ain’t for everyone.
I like the idea of spending big on jeans but I always end up going cheap.
I wear the crotch out every time with my jeans.
I would like to think this is down to a certain part of me but it almost certainly isn’t.
Changing my message alert tone to Peggy Mitchell screaming “Get outta my pub’ was an excellent move.
Its nice to have a house mate that does the washing up and actually cleans themselves.
#todaysconclusions
When calling someone by their name make sure you get it right.
Even though I’ve been told how to say something correctly I will still mispronounce it.
Never refuse wine.
The bigger boys at the gym are getting bigger.
The Theory of Everything is a great film.
Great news should be celebrated.
#todaysconclusions
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