#todayconclusions 24/02/15

Trying to fix websites gives me a headache.

I’m not great when I have a headache.

Leaving your phone at home will only confirm you are not popular as you will only come home to unknown number missed calls.

Running my car on fumes is something I need to address. This is manly caused by laziness.

Just because your wearing a High viz jacket does not make it ok to jump the queue.

Some people need to be taught the basics of a queue and not get shitty with you when you point them out.

Dropping weights mid strain due to some putting you off will result in numerous people looking at you.

My neighbours constant shit parking offends me.

#todaysconclusions

#todaysconclusions 18/11/14

I like cabbage…if it’s drenched in Italian dressing.

Inhaling a pizza is not good for you.

I should chew my food more.

I need a pretentious coffee mug in my life.

The new Sky bet Touch ID function on my iPhone is a dangerous game.

Ordering clothes that fit you first time happens once in a lifetime.

I am a silly size of lank that the fashion industry find it hard to cater for.

It’s nice to have an impromptu chat with a neighbour.

Working late into the night seriously effects my conclusion making.

#todaysconclusions

#todaysconclusions 13/07/14

Finding a missile carrier in a local thrift shop has given me a few ideas.

Sadly these do not involve modern warfare and pain.

Said thrift shop is full of wonderful objects that I wish I had room for.

Cutting some limes when you’ve slashed your finger will result in sudden shrieks of pain.

Its hard to type when you have a plaster on your finger.

Spending a morning of tidying will only result in someone leaving a cup on the side two minutes after you’ve sat down.

The second day of teaching a child to ride a bike will result in double back pain. For both teachers.

I’m getting old.

No one should ever have to be woken up by the sound of a football hitting the neighbours fence on a Sunday morning.

The sound of my foot hitting someones arse would be the ideal response to this rude awakening.

If I have to hear that ‘Let it go’ song from the movie Frozen bellowed out one more time  by a pubescent child next door I will loose my mind. And possibly my self control.

#todaysconclusions

#todaysconclusions 02/07/14

Nothing is official until it’s Facebook official.

Your girlfriend changing her hair colour and shaving a few bits will always get a double take as you walk through the door.

Organising stag dos over a beer will lead to some crazy ideas.

When buying a Coke for a lady always check if they want diet.

When you meet up with mates you’ve not seen for a whole you will talk the legs of off a donkey.

Shouting out the answers to the pub quiz will result in some odd looks from old people.

Old people take the pub quiz very seriously.

My neighbours really know how to argue.

#todaysconclusions