Hitting a tiny bunny with my car this morning wasn’t the best way to start the week.
Bunnies need to learn to just run across a road and not turn back halfway across the road.
Everyone has a favourite cubicle to poo in at work. Mine is trap 5.
Drinking on a Sunday should be outlawed.
Waking up on the sofa is a result of a very comfy sofa and Carlsberg Export.
Candy crush saga requests are slower on a Monday. Sadly though they will come through.
I hate Candy Crush Saga requests.
Soprano Mondays are a great replacement from Game of Thrones Mondays.
#todaysconclusions