Finding out your sister is engaged is good news.
Receiving an email of good news is….good news.
Your girlfriend finally updating her phone is good news.
Discovering Son’s of Anarchy is good news.
Hearing of other people’s good news is…good news.
Today has been a day of good news.
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Working out that Superman is a closet gay and breaking down his hunger for telephone booths has been a personal highlight of my day.
Its nice know that some people can be later than me to a venue.
Having a beard and a penis means I do not look like a lady and hence cannot pick up their parcels from the post office. This is a form of discrimination.
Character assassinating strangers in a pub will never grow tiresome.
Some people have disgusting coats.
Some people’s phone voice can really confuse me.
Don’t be rude to these people. They will come baring good news.
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