Going for a 4 mile dog walk was a unexpected surprise.
Dogs can shit on their own legs without a moments hesitation.
Getting warm in a pub after a long walk will result in getting a cab back home.
Having a dog thats covered in shit sit on your lap in a taxi will make you increase your record for holding your own breath.
Taxi drivers are clever swines.
Taking a shower with your dog is apparently ‘okay’.
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