Going for a 4 mile dog walk was a unexpected surprise.
Dogs can shit on their own legs without a moments hesitation.
Getting warm in a pub after a long walk will result in getting a cab back home.
Having a dog thats covered in shit sit on your lap in a taxi will make you increase your record for holding your own breath.
Taxi drivers are clever swines.
Taking a shower with your dog is apparently ‘okay’.
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Hooking up the N64, and more importantly GoldenEye, was a fantastic move.
I now wish i’d booked tomorrow off to simply play the GoldenEye.
Daydreaming whilst walking the dog will result in my screaming in fear when a cyclist rides past me.
Laughing like a maniac afterwards makes you look even more special.
Setting up a personal network in my own house has raised my geek level.
Saying “sweeeeeet” has you take your Sweet ‘Jacket’ Potato out of the oven only works when there’s someone else in the kitchen with you.
This is the only downside to living by yourself.
#todaysconclusions
You know your going to have a bad day when you less than satisfied with your Ginster pasty.
Fleetwood Mac music bums me out.
I have officially accepted that Christmas is upon us by buying a festive Coca Cola.
Going for a dog walk in shorts straight from the gym was a mistake.
Turning a dog walk into a dog run combats this mistake.
Mondays can be saved by smothering your dinner in gravy.
Dogs like Potato Skins.
God bless FaceTime.
#todaysconclusions
Living by myself for a week will be pretty odd.
The welcome of a lonely hound on your return home makes you realise you are that dogs world.
A dog walk alone is a great way to clear the head.
No one has ever driven at the maximum speed on a newly constructed road. Well not in Oxfordshire anyways.
Cooking butter works surprisingly well on crumpets
Accidentally throwing a five bob note into a bin could’ve been costly. Costly to the sum of £5.
The fact i’m half Scottish surprises me that it even had a chance to enter the bin.
You know you have no one to talk to when you fire up the work laptop at 21:45
God bless the slow server connection and my lack of patience otherwise i’d still be working.
#todaysconclusions
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