The day after a Bank Holiday is awful.
Pie and mash for lunch can really help you out.
The steady supply of free Red Bull has really helped me out today.
I will sleep well tonight.
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#todaysconclusions 07/02/15
Thames Ditton is a lovely area.
When I’ve drank too much I will find a quiet room to fall asleep in.
I’m in love with a massive dog called Darcy.
There will only be one dog in my life.
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#todaysconclusions 18/01/15
It’s perfectly acceptable to fart on someone’s leg whilst your asleep if someone rests their leg by your bum.
I fart in my sleep.
Having a bath with the door open adds an air of danger to your bath.
Living by yourself means there isn’t a door that is closed in my house.
The next few weeks are going to be crucial for my beard.
It’s hard to buy a present for a 12yr old boy.
I’ve had a great weekend.
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#todaysconclusions 02/11/14
When buying goods from stores always ensure that you take your wallet with you.
Trying to buy paint whilst immensely hungover is tough.
You will receive no sympathy from the 17yr old on the check out counter. This is probably because of the stale beer smell.
Friends know how to cure a hangover with the gift of beer and football.
Watching the Grand Prix didn’t feel right without Caterham and Marussia being there.
Sometimes Dominos is the only answer.
Consuming a large pizza to myself and being wrapped up in a throw on the sofa will result in a 12hr nap.
Sometimes you need more than 12hrs sleep.
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#todaysconclusions 25/10/14
At times of need my Jedi dressing gown is the one.
It’s amazing how much a man and dog can sleep on a sofa.
Not knowing if you friend has pissed his pants or spilt a beer makes for a tense few minutes.
Always look where you are going to sit.
I love my sofa.
There will never be a time when I won’t watch Back to the Future on ITV2.
I’d love to drive a Delorean.
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#todaysconclusions 22/10/14
Sleeping through an alarm that plays noise and flashes light for 50 mins is a new personal best.
When you’ve gotta sleep, you’ve gotta sleep.
Handing in my resignation is becoming a regular occurrence for me.
I like to throw the back end out whilst on gravel.
I am not a rally driver.
It will take me a month to change a light bulb.
Dogs will try their hardest to obtain a lick of a Cornetto.
I don’t share Cornettos.
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#todaysconclusions 28/09/14
I always attract the local idiot.
The local crack pot shouting and swearing at you because you won’t give him 70p is embarrassing.
Waking up with your eyes glued shut will result in a minor freak out.
I really shouldn’t pass out in my contacts lenses.
Strongbow citrus edge is refreshing.
Planning a stag do is fun.
My Shepherds pie is so good that it has the power to send you to sleep as soon as its consumed.
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#todaysconclusions 07/09/14
Winning tickets to the iTunes Festival has been a high point of my day.
Thinking I’d cleaned my car but realising I’d given it some tremendous streaks instead was a low point.
11hrs of glorious sleep was greatly needed.
3 days of drinking and no hangover makes me feel 21 again.
I am not 21.
You can’t beat a chilled out Sunday.
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#todaysconclusions 17/06/14
You know you need more sleep when you almost fall asleep at the gym.
Gym mats are comfortable but should only be used for abdominal exercises etc.
Going up to the loft is scary when its windy.
There is not a monster in the loft.
No matter how bad you think your day is there is always someone else whose had a worse one.
You should always be grateful for what you have got.
The tomato ketchup bottle always breaks in my house.
Knowing I have a moody microwave burger in the fridge makes me strangely happy.
I need to look more with my arms and not just my eyes.
I still can’t get everything done even with the extended daylight.
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