At times of need my Jedi dressing gown is the one.
It’s amazing how much a man and dog can sleep on a sofa.
Not knowing if you friend has pissed his pants or spilt a beer makes for a tense few minutes.
Always look where you are going to sit.
I love my sofa.
There will never be a time when I won’t watch Back to the Future on ITV2.
I’d love to drive a Delorean.
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My Jedi mind tricks have improved on the hound. My power to say “sleep” whilst lowering my hand has increased 10 fold.
My dog sleeps a lot.
Playing footy for the first time in 3 weeks has destroyed my already fragile knees.
Plumbers will not accept a cup of coffee from me.
My weaker foot hits a better shot than my stronger foot. This does not look like changing anytime soon.
Getting caught in the rain running with a white fluffy dog and shrieking makes me look a tad gay.
I linger around the reduced aisle more on a Thursday as I have nothing to come home too.
Reduced food is a healer. Especially reduced mushrooms.
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