Sleeping through an alarm that plays noise and flashes light for 50 mins is a new personal best.
When you’ve gotta sleep, you’ve gotta sleep.
Handing in my resignation is becoming a regular occurrence for me.
I like to throw the back end out whilst on gravel.
I am not a rally driver.
It will take me a month to change a light bulb.
Dogs will try their hardest to obtain a lick of a Cornetto.
I don’t share Cornettos.
#todaysconclusions
I really need to work on my handshake when meeting people for the first time.
A strong handshake is a sign of masculinity. I severely lack this.
The sound of your belly rumbling during a meeting is not the worst bodily sound you can make at that time.
Work producing a freezer of Cornetto’s can only be a bad thing for my sensitive teeth.
The need to quote ‘Shaun of the Dead’ has now increased 10 fold as will my Cornetto consumption.
Driving a Caterham round the village roads of Oxfordshire was awesome.
Driving a roofless car with my hairline was a massive mistake.
My car seems slow in comparison. However, it is far more luxurious.
Cooking turkey on the BBQ makes for a lovely dinner.
No one has ever turn’t down free Caramel Shortbread.
#todaysconclusions
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