A fish finger sandwich is a thing of beauty.
Having my first fish finger sandwich at the age of 32 is pretty lame.
Early leaving gifts are awesome and greatly appreciated.
I am Groot.
Drinking Gin out of a Tommee Tippee might be a bit odd outside of the house.
Taking a shot to the unmentionables at football gets worse with age.
Mad Men season 6 has finished with a blinder.
#todaysconclusions
Waking up without a hangover on New Year’s Day is a strange feeling.
Hearing your girlfriend fall down the stairs of a town house will confirm she may have had a wee bit too much gin.
Bruises don’t lie.
I can add Black Pudding to list of ‘new foods’.
I say ‘haaaay’ a lot more when I’m drunk/recovering.
New Years days is a football day.
Three iPads means three separate set ups for football and MOTD.
Losing my first bet of the year on the opening day of the year was always going to happen.
Edinburgh is a very sleepy city the day after Hogmanay.
#todaysconclusions
Telling a future copper that you intend to not pay for a train fare was stupid to say the least.
Talking my way through a train ticket was a personal highlight.
I like talking to old couples on the train.
Coming home for lunch is a great feeling that I have missed for over a year.
Seeing little Alfred’s confused face when you rock up at lunch makes me smile.
Watching the new Star Wars trailer has already got me excited for Xmas 2015.
Lucozade and gin don’t mix
I get distracted by the bright lights of London and will walk past my destination.
Always ‘pinch’ a Google map to actually see where your going.
I get angry when hungry. This is known as hangry.
Scotch bonnet dipping sauce isn’t that hot.
Carnaby Street looks delightful with its Xmas lights.
Somerset House SKATE is pretty awesome.
I like a Ukrainian red wine.
Ukrainian wine does not contain plutonium.
I will drink anything that a man with an accent and apron tells me to drink.
#todaysconclusions
I am stupidly/accidentally good at the game of Billiards.
I love a winter lunchtime Guinness.
The last day of a job is always awkward.
I’ll miss all of the people at Melon.
French lodgers do not know how to wash dishes, clothes or themselves.
Swearing in your kitchen when alone makes you look (and sound) like a mad man.
A Tesco 2 for 1 meal can be a unsurprising lifesaver.
Good fish brings people together.
I’m a fussy gin purchaser.
I’m quite looking forward to the 6th.
#todayconclusions
Newport is a lovely little place for a couple of drinks.
Taxi drivers are getting worse in MK.
Trying to explain to a man that doesn’t speak English where to go is tough.
Greenalls Gin and Tesco finest still lemon make a great little combo.
I won’t share a drink with a man who’s just come back from Thailand.
Knowing your mate is the MK version of Mark Fowler is tough.
Gary Horner’s beard is a phenomenon.
He now has a strange resemblance to Harry from Bigfoot and the Hendersons.
Throwing away half a kebab was a mistake.
I go home far to early in my old age.
#todaysconclusions
This learning to cook one new dish a week thing is working out good.
My Italian pan-seared tuna is a thing of beauty.
I’m like a lost child when trying to buy things from deli counters.
Working over the weekend isn’t ideal.
The fact it could lead to bigger things helps.
Gin at the end of the day is a must.
#todaysconclusions
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