Newport is a lovely little place for a couple of drinks.
Taxi drivers are getting worse in MK.
Trying to explain to a man that doesn’t speak English where to go is tough.
Greenalls Gin and Tesco finest still lemon make a great little combo.
I won’t share a drink with a man who’s just come back from Thailand.
Knowing your mate is the MK version of Mark Fowler is tough.
Gary Horner’s beard is a phenomenon.
He now has a strange resemblance to Harry from Bigfoot and the Hendersons.
Throwing away half a kebab was a mistake.
I go home far to early in my old age.
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