Always marinade steaks early doors for the ultimate flavour. They also make your fridge smell incredible and mask the smell of gone off food.
The older gentleman who gave me his clubcard points earlier is a saint. May the 6 bottles of vino he brought bring him as much joy as he brought me.
A group of drunk women are worse than the group of drunk men.
Having a girlfriend with a black eye is not the fashion accessory required for the summer.
My girlfriend needs to wear a F1 crash helmet whilst drinking.
Optrex hay fever eye drops for itchy eyes are a god send
Sellotape over the ear piece of an iPhone will drastically reduce the chance of hearing the speaker at the other end.
My girlfriend needs a new phone.
Speaking to old friends over Facebook is always welcomed.
Educating young girls on the beauty of f1 and the safety car is a lesson I’m happy to partake in.
Drink spillage is increased when alcohol is consumed.
Only Tesco finest sausages are ok for my hound.
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