#todaysconclusions 04/03/15

Free gone off Raspberry beer from your new housemate is always welcomed.

There is nothing I would not eat/drink thats gone off.

Organising things is long.

The longest thing ever in the history of mankind is the length of time it has taken my solicitor(s) to pull their shitty fingers out of their ar$*es and complete on my house.

I have a really disliking for solicitors.

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#todaysconclusions 08/07/14

The madness has begun.

Spilling beans over yourself, your girlfriend and a fleecy throw will result in a sudden burst of obscenities.

Having three dogs is better than having to get up and tidy a spill.

I’m a part time slob.

My hatred for solicitors grows daily.

Receiving a project ten minutes before your meant to leave will scupper an evening plans you had.

Dogs like to let you know you are late home.

This does not make you feel any better about your lateness.

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