You’ve not seen the look of disgust until you devour a reduced deli chicken in front of someone with your bare hands whilst standing in the kitchen.
Still wearing your sweaty football kit will only add to the disgust.
I consume a lot of reduced deli chicken.
This is almost certainly the reason for my bad stomach.
This does not scare me.
There is such a thing as ‘French baguette snobbery’.
Dogs like jerk glazed ham.
Having this for breakfast is wrong for both humans and hounds
It will take me a solid month from getting a new phone to sorting out my hands free kit.
Hearing that your old work has shut its gates is depressing to hear.
I wish I was in Dubai.
#todaysconclusions