#todaysconclusions 23/10/14

You’ve not seen the look of disgust until you devour a reduced deli chicken in front of someone with your bare hands whilst standing in the kitchen.

Still wearing your sweaty football kit will only add to the disgust.

I consume a lot of reduced deli chicken.

This is almost certainly the reason for my bad stomach.

This does not scare me.

There is such a thing as ‘French baguette snobbery’.

Dogs like jerk glazed ham.

Having this for breakfast is wrong for both humans and hounds

It will take me a solid month from getting a new phone to sorting out my hands free kit.

Hearing that your old work has shut its gates is depressing to hear.

I wish I was in Dubai.

#todaysconclusions