Eating a can of tuna for breakfast will result in some suspect fish burps.
Trying to finish off 4 pints of milk will result in a milky beard.
The day I turn down a free bacon baguette is the day you can shoot me.
The day that I refused to listen to Huey Lewis – The Power of Love is also the day that you can shoot me.
Steak season is upon us
Staring at boobs and driving the wrong way is being too frequent in my day to day living.
#todaysconclusions